blondbraintrust

A six-year-old child was hit by a car this morning and is now clinging to life in a local hospital. He is not expected to live through the night. What's a parent to do? Well of course you retain an attorney and give interviews to all of the local TV stations before the five 0'clock news begins.

My husband's "Ethics" professor did not get their tests graded because his wife and kid were in a car accident. Noone required hospitalization. What's the first thing an "ethical" person does? He misses class to meet with a personal injury attorney before the week is out, of course.